• An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.
• A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.
• A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
• An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
• Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”
• A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
• Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
• A question mark walks into a bar?
• A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
• Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Get out – we don’t serve your type.”
• A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.
• A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
• Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.
• A synonym strolls into a tavern.
• At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar – fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.
• A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.
• Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.
• A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.
• An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.
• The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.
• A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.
• The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
• A dyslexic walks into a bra.
• A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.
• A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.
• A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.
• A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony
Forever Red is the thirty-fourth episode of Power Rangers: Wild Force, commemorating the tenth anniversary of the Power Rangers franchise. It featured what would come to be known as the Veteran Red Rangers.
La Línea 1
comenzó a operar el 4 de septiembre de 1969
Cuenta con una extensión de 226 kilómetros que abarcan la Ciudad de México y el oriente del Estado de México.
Cada tren también llamado convoy, está compuesto por nueve carros. Seis
de ellos son motrices, es decir, que tienen tracción propia y entre
todos arrastran al convoy; ocupan las posiciones 1, 3, 4, 6, 7 y 9. Los
trenes restantes son remolques, es decir sin tracción propia.
Al cuerpo del carro, donde viajan los pasajeros, se le llama caja.
En cada tren caben alrededor de 1,020 personas.
En total hay 195 estaciones en la Red.
En total hay 12 líneas en la Red.
La línea más profunda es la 7
con 40 metros bajo la superficie.
La estación más larga es la Línea 12 con 24.5 kilómetros de longitud.
En 1990, la película “El vengador del futuro” de Arnold Schwarzenegger
utilizó como locación la estación del Metro Chabacano para una escena de
acción.
El Metro
cuenta con un Centro de Transferencia Canina, localizado en
Azcapotzalco, que alberga, da atención veterinaria y busca hogar para
los perros que son encontrados en algunas de las 195 estaciones.
En 2005, el Metro de Tokio, Japón, siguió el modelo mexicano de destinar vagones exclusivos para mujeres.
14th August 2021
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Reblogged From neil-gaiman
